YOU ARE NOT READY

Next reveille in 06:00:00

You are
not ready.

"I'll know. I always know."

A no-snooze alarm. Morning exercises chosen by Sgt. Vex. Your alarm ends. Your orders begin.

Report for duty iPhone. Coming soon.

The machines are coming. Your alarm is the first warning.

You don't need motivation. You need orders. Set your duty mornings, answer Reveille, then complete the exercises. No choosing the easiest movement before it rings.

How Reveille works

  1. 01

    Reveille

    Your alarm is Sgt. Vex. Pick your wake-up time and your days. When it fires, he does the talking.

  2. 02

    Morning orders

    Choose one random exercise, two different random exercises, or all three: push-ups, squats and jumping jacks. The General's Choice stays classified until Reveille.

  3. 03

    No going back to bed

    Stop the alarm, then start your orders. Complete every issued set. There is no snooze button.

He counts. You move.

Coming next: Run 5K, with Vex in your ear for every interval.

Every rep gets its own count, from one to two hundred. Turn the sound on and hear him. Reach a hundred and you'll hear something he doesn't say often.

Meet
Sgt. Vex

Thirty years of making soft people hard. He doesn't do encouragement. He does results, and the occasional joke he'll deny making.

Sgt. Vex shouting through a megaphone on a wet running track at night
Mid-workout You looked like a malfunctioning STARFISH! A DISCIPLINED malfunctioning starfish!
Sgt. Vex with arms crossed, glaring, in the rain
After your fitness test The machines have moved you from ‘threat’ to ‘snack.’
Sgt. Vex almost smiling at sunrise, arms crossed
After your orders I am NOT going to say I’m proud. I’m a little proud. DISMISSED!
Full The complete sergeant. Loud, relentless, occasionally funny.
Handler Firm but quieter. Same orders, lower volume.
Silent Ops No voice. Orders on screen. Nobody has to be yelled at.

Whatever shape you're in

Fitness tests set your starting targets. Retake them when you want to update your results. Nobody is too unfit and nobody is too fit. Everybody is not ready.

Threat level: Low

The Civilian

Not in shape and you know it.

Your fitness-test results set your starting reps.

Threat level: Medium

The Weekend Warrior

You were fit once. You need the structure back.

Starts with a real set and climbs from there.

Threat level: High

The Operator

Fit isn’t the same as ready.

Starts at full orders. Vex raises the bar every week.

No map.
No trail.

Your morning-exercise history and fitness results stay on your phone. No workout uploads to us. Your mornings are your business.

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"They can't hunt what they can't find."

On your phone

  • Reps and streak
  • Wake-up time
  • Fitness-test results

Not sent to us

  • Location coordinates
  • Workout history
  • Camera recordings

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